Ist Brett Ratner der neue Charlie Sheen? Anlässlich der Promotour für seinen neuen Film, "Aushilfsgangster", tappte er auf jeden Fall in sämtliche Fettnäpfchen mit der Aufschrift "blöder Proll-Ami".

Brett Ratner, Chauvi-Proll - Redet dummes Zeug und ist raus bei den Oscars

Dass der Mann nicht unbedingt die hellste Latte am Hollywood-Zaun ist, wissen wir ja schon länger, doch dass in ihm auch ein tieffliegender Chauvi-Arsch schlummert, ist tatsächlich neu. Eigentlich sollte der Mann ja die nächsten Oscars produzieren, was nun aber Geschichte ist und uns immerhin 10 Lacher ermöglicht – in Gestalt seiner „besten“ Zitate:

1. „I’m a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you’re going to catch something in the future even.“ (über Lindsay Lohan; in der Howard Stern Show)

2. „I said I banged her three times, which wasn’t true… The problem is I made her look like whore.“ (über Olivia Munn; in der Howard Stern Show)

3. „I have huge balls.“ (über seine Eier – LOGO! In der Howard Stern Show)

4. „I turned 40, and I said, ‚Holy s—. I’ve never gotten a girl pregnant.‘ And I’ve been doing this pull-out thing for year and years and years. So I go to a doctor and I said, ‚You gotta check my sperm.‘ He calls me up two days later and says, ‚We gotta talk.‘ …. He said, ‚Brett, in 25 years, I’ve never seen a sperm count like this.‘ The average load is 40 million sperm, and only 30-40 percent are motile. He said I have 10 times, 480 million sperm, he said, ‚If you breathe on a girl, she’s going to get pregnant.‘ … So now I’m condoms only.“ (über sein Nicht-Papa Dasein; in der Howard Stern Show)

5. „I’m probably the best in the world at it“ (über Oralsex; in der Howard Stern Show)

6. „She was hanging out on my set of „After the Sunset“, I banged her a few times…but I forgot her.“ (über Olivia Munn; bei G4)

7. „When she came and auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off and she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And my shortcomings. She talked about my shortcomings. I get it. She’s bitter.“ (über Olivia Munn; bei G4)

8. „I used to date Olivia Munn.. when she was Lisa. That was the problem. She wasn’t Asian back then.“ (über Olivia Munn; bei G4)

9. „Rehearsal? What’s that? Rehearsal’s for fags. Rehearsal. Not much.“ (über Proben; bei einer „Aushilfsgangster“-Vorführung)

10. „It was a dumb way of expressing myself. Everyone who knows me knows that I don’t have a prejudiced bone in my body. But as a storyteller I should have been much more thoughtful about the power of language and my choice of words.“ (gleich noch die Entschuldigung zu 9.)

Und, schon am grinsen? Zu Ehren von Brett „das Brain“ Ratner sollen noch drei andere Stars zu Wort kommen, die dem Mann locker das Wasser reichen können:

Sean Connery: „To slap a woman is not the cruelest thing you can do to her. There are women who take it to the wire. That’s what they are looking for. They want a smack.“

Bill Maher: „Retarded children are like dogs,“ and added that they’re „devoted, nice, and they never develop mentally.“

Jennifer Aniston: „Yeah, I got to play dress up. I do it for a living, like a retard.“

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